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May 24, 2012 - Seattle, Washington
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May 6, 2012 - Cambridge, Massachusetts
May 5, 2012 - Cambridge, Massachusetts
April 30, 2012 - Seattle, Washington
April 11, 2012 - Tarzana, California
March 25, 2012 - Seattle, Washington
March 23, 2012 - Seattle, Washington
March 5, 2012 - Cairo, Egypt
February 27, 2012 - Seattle, Washington
January 31, 2012 - Seattle, Washington
January 12, 2012 - Soufriere, St. Lucia
January 10, 2012 - Orlando, Florida
December 17, 2011 - Dubai, United Arab Emirates
December 14, 2011 - Rangali Island, Maldives
December 11, 2011 - Manila, Philippines
December 10, 2011 - Hong Kong, China
December 4, 2011 - Bangkok, Thailand
November 3, 2011 - Jerusalem, Israel
October 26, 2011 - Zurich, Switzerland
October 23, 2011 - Rome, Italy
October 21, 2011 - Santorini, Greece
October 20, 2011 - Belgrade, Serbia
October 19, 2011 - Bratislava, Slovakia
October 18, 2011 - Vienna, Austria
October 16, 2011 - Dresden, Germany
October 14, 2011 - Berlin, Germany
September 25, 2011 - Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
September 23, 2011 - Moscow, Russia
September 22, 2011 - St. Petersburg, Russia
September 19, 2011 - Helsinki, Finland
September 16, 2011 - Edinburgh, Scotland
September 15, 2011 - Stratford-Upon-Avon, England
September 10, 2011 - London, England
August 7, 2011 - USS Abraham Lincoln, Somewhere in the Pacific
July 19, 2011 - Detroit, Michigan
July 8, 2011 - Canyonville, Oregon
July 5, 2011 - San Diego, California
June 30, 2011 - Phoenix, Arizona
April 30, 2011 - Seattle, Washington
April 29, 2011 - Seattle, Washington
April 13, 2011 - Seattle, Washington
April 12, 2011 - Seville, Spain
April 11, 2011 - Seville, Spain
April 10, 2011 - Madrid, Spain
April 6, 2011 - Dubai, United Arab Emirates
April 4, 2011 - Dubai, United Arab Emirates
April 3, 2011 - Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia
March 31, 2011 - Seoul, South Korea
March 30, 2011 - Jeju Island, South Korea
February 24, 2011 - Taipei, Taiwan
February 22, 2011 - Hong Kong, China
February 21, 2011 - Shanghai, China
February 19, 2011 - Beijing, China
February 18, 2011 - Pyongyang, North Korea
February 9, 2011 - Cairns, Australia
February 7, 2011 - Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea
February 6, 2011 - Tari, Papua New Guinea
February 5, 2011 - Tari, Papua New Guinea
February 4, 2011 - Auki, Solomon Islands
Loose Ends
January 29, 2011 - Kihea, Hawaii
January 2, 2011 - Seattle, Washington
November 14, 2010 - San Jose, Costa Rica
November 9, 2010 - Philipsburg, St. Maarten
November 4, 2010 - Port of Spain, Trinidad and Tobago
November 1, 2010 - Caracas, Venezuela
October 24, 2010 - Port-Au-Prince, Haiti
August 31, 2010 - Seattle, Washington
July 25, 2010 - Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
Blog Avoidance Syndrome
July 24, 2010 - Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
July 23, 2010 - Gaza City, Gaza
July 22, 2010 - Gaza City, Gaza
July 21, 2010 - Tel Aviv, Israel
July 20, 2010 - Dubai, United Arab Emirates
July 19, 2010 - Kabul, Afghanistan
July 15, 2010 - Dubai, United Arab Emirates
July 14, 2010 - Karachi, Pakistan
July 13, 2010 - Baalbeck, Lebanon
June 1, 2010 - Seattle, Washington
Visa Purgatory
April 9, 2010 - Seattle, Washington
Wanted: Production Coordinator
March 8, 2010 - Seattle, Washington
How I spent my South African Vacation
January 12, 2010 - Seattle, Washington
A Sober Assessment of my Douchiness
September 16, 2009 - Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Is There Really a Market for This?
July 21, 2009 - Seattle, Washington
Open for Business
June 20, 2009 - Seattle, Washington
Anniversaries
May 29, 2009 - Ketchikan, Alaska
Set a Course for Adventure...Then Head to the Buffet
April 10, 2009 - Seattle, Washington
Start the Presses
February 7, 2009 - Palm Springs, California
We Now Resume Our Regular Programming
January 9, 2009 - Seattle, Washington
Not to Dwell, But...
January 6, 2009 - San Francisco, California
Here's a Little Clue for You All,
The Walrus is Animatronic
November 23, 2008 - San Francisco, California
Praan Unplugged
November 13, 2008 - Orcas Island, Washington
Because Calling It "Procrastination Bay" Would Be Too on the Nose
November 3, 2008 - Seattle, Washington
Who the Hell Do You Think I'm Voting For?
October 20, 2008 - Bali, Indonesia
Dumpling Stuffed With Ovary and Digestive Glands of Crab
October 11, 2008 - Tokyo, Japan
Kenny G on a Plane
September 10, 2008 - Seattle, Washington
Tyra and Tesla
August 28, 2008 - Seattle, Washington
Where the Hell I Am Going to Be This Week
August 5, 2008 - Traverse City, Michigan
It Was a Musical Thing and You Were Supposed to Dance
July 12, 2008 - New York, New York
"Hey, F. Scott Fitzgerald! Get a Clue!"
July 8, 2008 - Seattle, Washington
Doughy? Really?
July 5, 2008 - San Diego, California
Spoofs and Lectures
June 27, 2008 - Seattle, Washington
Inbox Fun
June 25, 2008 - Chicago, Illinois
Oversharing
June 22, 2008 - Austin, Texas
Philippines. One L. Three P's.
June 21, 2008 - Seattle, Washington
Comments on the 2008 Dancing Video
June 20, 2008 - Seattle, Washington
Dancer Comments
June 19, 2008 - Seattle, Washington
Fleeting Details
June 18, 2008 - Seattle, Washington
Where the Hell is Matt?: The Motion Picture
June 13, 2008 - Seattle, Washington
My 6th Grade Science Fair Project
June 9, 2008 - Seattle, Washington
Because I Am Weak And I Cannot Resist
June 8, 2008 - Seattle, Washington
The Last Dance
May 29, 2008 - Buenos Aires, Argentina
Zombies and Vampires
May 26, 2008 - Mexico City, Mexico
La Calzada de los Muertos
May 21, 2008 - Los Angeles, California
Brazilian Wax
April 25, 2008 - Boston, Massachusetts
What I Am Doing at This Exact Moment
April 15, 2008 - Amman, Jordan
30 Miles to Jerusalem
April 13, 2008 - Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan
The Kyrgyzstani Two-Step
April 10, 2008 - Istanbul, Turkey
Two Y's, a K, and a Z
April 9, 2008 - Kuwait City, Kuwait
Must Loathe Dogs
April 8, 2008 - Sana'a, Yemen
"Don't Worry. You Are in Yemen."
April 5, 2008 - Frankfurt, Germany
How to Win Friends and Avoid Getting Shot
March 30, 2008 - Seattle, Washington
The Earth is Fixed. You're Welcome.
March 17, 2008 - Anaheim, California
It's Actually an Extremely Large World After All...Trust Me
March 9, 2008 - Fairbanks, Alaska
"Aurora Borealis, Shining Down in Dallas"
February 29, 2008 - Seoul, South Korea
Arson and Axe Murders
February 4, 2008 - Manila, Philippines
Maps Are Working!
January 29, 2008 - Seoul, South Korea
Big In Japan
January 25, 2008 - Tokyo, Japan
Suntory Time
January 23, 2008 - Taipei, Taiwan
"She's so Heavy-Handed!"
January 21, 2008 - Seattle, Washington
Let the Charging Begin
December 21, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
The Season of Plugging
December 2, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
Pit Stop Number 4
November 2, 2007 - Honiara, Solomon Islands
Lots of Napping
October 30, 2007 - Auki, Solomon Islands
Lost Siren of the Baegu Tribe
by R.A. Montgomery
October 29, 2007 - Nadi, Fiji
My Cannibal Fixation
October 25, 2007 - Nuka'alofa, Tonga
Whale Pestering Redux
October 22, 2007 - Neiafu, Tonga
Whale Pestering
October 15, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
An Important Tidbit About Hard Drive Technology
October 8, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
Devastating Orchid Blossom Soaring Kick Attack!
October 6, 2007 - Las Vegas, Nevada
"Hi. I'm Tom. Welcome to Hooters."
September 19, 2007 - Miami, Florida
A Healthy Fear of Carnivorous Invertebrates
September 16, 2007 - Arlington, Virginia
Guerilla Dance Mob Ruins Wedding
September 13, 2007 - Boston, Massachusetts
My Socks are Sticky Now
September 10, 2007 - Toronto, Canada
The Nature of My Superpower
September 6, 2007 - Vancouver, Canada
I'm Having a Famous Day
September 5, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
I Am, Inevitably, Forgetting Something of Vital Importance
August 22, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
History Quickly Crashing Through Your Veins
August 14, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
The Tchotchke to End All Tchotchkes
August 9, 2007 - Half Moon Bay, California
Breaking News: Nazis hiding in Earth's Core
July 11, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
Fun With Google Earth
July 2, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
Home Once More and Gone Again
June 22, 2007 - Stockholm, Sweden
Cheeky Sculptures and Royal Bloodbaths
June 18, 2007 - Krakow, Poland
"Curse you, Timberlake!"
June 12, 2007 - Brussels, Belgium
"Belgium, Man! Belgium!"
June 11, 2007 - Paris, France
Blue State Anxiety
June 9, 2007 - Madrid, Spain
"Tres, Dos, Uno, Bailamos!"
June 7, 2007 - Lisbon, Portugal
Domo Obrigado, Mr. Roboto
May 31, 2007 - Reykjavik, Iceland
Icelandic Sun Slide
May 27, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
An Inverse Vacation
May 4, 2007 - Johannesburg, South Africa
But Am I Kosher?
May 3, 2007 - Cape Town, South Africa
Today, Tomorrow
April 29, 2007 - Mfuwe, Zambia
Zafari!
April 12, 2007 - Bamako, Mali
Kurt is Up in Heaven Now
April 10, 2007 - Timbuktu, Mali
Trapped in Timbuktu
April 9, 2007 - Timbuktu, Mali
Stands on its Own
April 6, 2007 - Casablanca, Morocco
Burying Corpses in the Desert
April 4, 2007 - Marrakech, Morocco
Dancing with the Dutch and a Moonlit Camel Ride
April 1, 2007 - Amsterdam, The Netherlands
On the Nature of Trilogies
March 25, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
Tur-Sweden
March 23, 2007 - Istanbul, Turkey
Jilted by YouTube, Lost in Turkey
March 22, 2007 - London, England
English Food and the Vh1 Thing
March 13, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
Here We Go Again
March 12, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
Dancing Outtakes
March 9, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
Deep Breath...Counting to Ten
March 8, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
A Day of Ill Portent
February 27, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
Dancing With Naked Women
February 14, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
Prepare to Have Your Expectations Managed
January 11, 2007 - Seattle, Washington
A Democratic Assessment of My Greatness
January 6, 2007 - Burbank, California
Professional Whistling and the Importance of Peach Cobbler
December 14, 2006 - Seattle, Washington
More Than You Could Ever Possibly Want to Know About Me
December 1, 2006 - Los Angeles, California
Clash of the Internet Video Dorks
October 13, 2006 - Auckland, New Zealand
Cause I Just Can't Keep My Dumb Mouth Shut
October 8, 2006 - Seattle, Washington
The Dancing Guy Road Show
September 4, 2006 - Seattle, Washington
So Here's a Thing that Happened
August 30, 2006 - Seattle, Washington
I Have Found the Promised Land, and it is Mostly Below Sea Level
August 14, 2006 - Seattle, Washington
"Pharaoh, Let My Compressed Media Files Go!"
July 27, 2006 - Seattle, Washington
Blog Wankiness
July 20, 2006 - Seattle, Washington
Bandwidth Woes and the Elusive Valderrama
June 27, 2006 - Seattle, Washington
Apologies and Fun With YouTube
June 24, 2006 - Seattle, Washington
Clearing the Air
June 21, 2006 - New York, NY
It's Done
June 16, 2006 - Burbank, California
The Little Boy Who Got Everything He Ever Wanted
June 7, 2006 - Seattle, Washington
Editing
June 4, 2006 - Seattle, Washington
Into the West
May 31, 2006 - New York, NY
"He's Still Dancing! He's Still Dancing!...He Stopped."
May 30, 2006 - New York, NY
And Another Fine Morning to You, America
May 29, 2006 - London, England
As Terrifying as it is Unpronounceable
May 23, 2006 - Rødby, Denmark
Wi-Fishing
May 14, 2006 - Venice, Italy
Strike Two for Europe
May 12, 2006 - Budapest, Hungary
"Look at the American Computer Monkey! Dance, Monkey, Dance!"
May 11, 2006 - Athens, Greece
Map is Working
May 10, 2006 - Athens, Greece
No Dancing at the Parthenon
May 5, 2006 - Istanbul, Turkey
Wanted: Charitable Web Geek
May 3, 2006 - Beirut, Lebanon
Everything in its Right Place
April 20, 2006 - Hentiesbaai, Namibia
Namibian Road Trip
April 5, 2006 - Singapore
What the Hell is Wrong With Me?
March 19, 2006 - Tokyo, Japan
Pod Life
March 13, 2006 - Waikiki, Hawaii
Can Ghosts Breathe Underwater?
March 4, 2006 - Guam, USA
March 2, 2006 - Cairns, Australia
Day of the Locusts
February 26, 2006 - Heron Island, Australia
Straddling the Tropics
February 17, 2006 - Sydney, Australia
My Happy Place Revisited
February 13, 2006 - Queenstown, New Zealand
Hobbit Regret
February 7, 2006 - Buenos Aires, Argentina
And a Very Good Morning to You, America
February 6, 2006 - Iguazu, Argentina
The Bellybutton of the World
January 31, 2006 - Calama, Chile
The Most Beautiful Place I've Ever Been
January 24, 2006 - La Paz, Bolivia
Thirsty Llamas and Floating Adventists
January 16, 2006 - San Cristobal Island, Ecuador
And Then Everything Turned, Unexpectedly, Purple
January 11, 2006 - Quito, Ecuador
Tarantula Staring Contest
January 8, 2006 - Yaxha, Guatemala
The Little Man Who Lives Inside My Body
January 4, 2006 - Seattle, Washington
Aren't There Better Identities You Could Be Stealing?
December 20, 2005 - Ushuaia, Argentina
No Polar Bears, Just Penguins...Lots of Them
December 14, 2005 - Somewhere Near Antarctica
El Fin Del Mundo
December 9, 2005 - Seattle, Washington
I Suppose It’s Time I Let the Cat out of the Bag
November 28, 2005 - Seattle, Washington
A Little Too Ironic
November 18, 2005 - Seattle, Washington
The Joy of Sticking it to Them
November 12, 2005 - Seattle, Washington
Tinkering Under the Hood
October 30, 2005 - Seattle, Washington
Glamorous Celebrities Attacked by Bears
October 24, 2005 - Seattle, Washington
On the Subject of Air Travel
October 17, 2005 - Seattle, Washington
Oh, Great White North, I Hear Your Mighty Call
October 13, 2005 - Seattle, Washington
A Deaf Dog and a Dreamy Democrat
October 11, 2005 - Seattle, Washington
Ellen's Aftermath
October 10, 2005 - Seattle, Washington
How Do You Get Coffee Stuck in Your Teeth?
October 6, 2005 - Burbank, California
Ellen Show Appearance
September 1, 2005 - Houston, Texas
Edgar
August 27, 2005 - Jacob Lake, Arizona
Architectural Hubris and Losing at Blackjack
May 19, 2005 - Los Angeles, California
Gary Coleman Flanked by Strippers
May 14, 2005 - Seattle, Washington
Laptop Stolen
March 17, 2005 - Los Angeles, California
Screensavers Appearance
February 18, 2005 - Seattle, Washington
Self-Indulgent Navel-Gazing College Boy Blather
February 12, 2005 - Seattle, Washington
A Definitive Timeline
February 1, 2005 - Seattle, Washington
Frequently Asked Q's
January 27, 2005 - Seattle, Washington
The Tipping Point
October 11, 2004 - Zanzibar, Tanzania
If Entropy Has a Favorite Continent...
September 27, 2004 - Arusha, Tanzania
The Cheetah Will Not Eat Today
September 24, 2004 - Moshi, Tanzania
The Hardest Thing I've Ever Done: Part 2
September 23, 2004 - Moshi, Tanzania
The Hardest Thing I've Ever Done: Part 1
September 12, 2004 - Nairobi, Kenya
Beware the Leopard
September 2, 2004 - Lamu, Kenya
Searching for My Happy Place
August 26, 2004 - Nairobi, Kenya
The Land of the Smutty Coconut
August 18, 2004 - Mahe, Seychelles
Chasing the World's Biggest Fish
August 14, 2004 - London, England
Blessed, Once Again, by the Travel Gods
November 23, 2003 - Seattle, Washington
And I Danced
October 30, 2003 - Los Angeles, California
Trying on a New Life
October 22, 2003 - Ciudad Juarez, Mexico
There's Someone Standing Outside My Door
October 4, 2003 - Oaxaca, Mexico
Forging New Universes...in Long Island
August 14, 2003 - New York, New York
The Blackout
August 11, 2003 - Norwalk, Connecticut
Home
August 7, 2003 - Prague, Czech Republic
The Semitic Sludge Monster and the Prosthetic Proboscis
August 3, 2003 - Prague, Czech Republic
Postcard From Prague
July 21, 2003 - Beijing, China
What Won't the Chinese Put on a Stick?
July 16, 2003 - Yangon, Myanmar
Kittens Jumping Through Hoops
July 12, 2003 - Bagan, Myanmar
Careening Through Pagodaland
July 1, 2003 - Yangon, Myanmar
Alien and Sedition Act
June 29, 2003 - Calcutta, India
Touching the Untouchables
June 26, 2003 - Varanasi, India
A Lesson in Karma
June 25, 2003 - Varanasi, India
Postcard From Varanasi
June 23, 2003 - Dharmasala, India
Of Monks and Yetis
June 16, 2003 - Delhi, India
A Heartfelt Message of Cultural Understanding and Oneness
June 3, 2003 - Hoi Ann, Vietnam
Elephants and Tigers Fighting to the Death
May 31, 2003 - Train to Hue, Vietnam
Peddling and Paddling to Bich Dong
May 29, 2003 - Hanoi, Vietnam
"Pardon Me, Do You Serve Boiled Crap?"
May 13, 2003 - Somewhere in Borneo, Malaysia
Bugs the Size of Your Arm
May 7, 2003 - Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Tallest Building My Ass
May 4, 2003 - Pulau Tioman, Malaysia
I'm Going to be Someone's Dad
April 28, 2003 - Singapore
The Policeman Inside
April 23, 2003 - Brisbane, Australia
Fending Off Wild Dingoes
April 16, 2003 - Brisbane, Australia
Is it Worse to Eat Spam or Dog?
April 10, 2003 - Pohnpei, Micronesia
Bellyaching About the War
April 6, 2003 - Chuuk, Micronesia
Shinokoku and Yamagiri Maru
April 4, 2003 - Chuuk, Micronesia
Heian Maru
April 3, 2003 - Chuuk, Micronesia
Fujikawa Maru
March 30, 2003 - Koror, Palau
Finishing Up New Zealand
March 22, 2003 - Airai, Palau
Creepy Red Pick-up Man
March 21, 2003 - Guam, USA
Why They Hate Me in Guam
March 19, 2003 - Christchurch, New Zealand
The Milford Trek
March 16, 2003 - Invercargill, New Zealand
Glaciers and Mazes
March 10, 2003 - Te Anau, New Zealand
Embarking on the Milford Trek
March 9, 2003 - Queenstown, New Zealand
Ditching Rasputin
March 6, 2003 - Westport, New Zealand
Hostel Concierge
March 5, 2003 - Christchurch, New Zealand
And So Begins the Wandering
March 4, 2003 - Brisbane, Australia
Going Away Party
February 27, 2003 - Brisbane, Australia
On the Subject of Islands
February 24, 2003 - Brisbane, Australia
Preparations
February 21, 2003 - Brisbane, Australia
Subterranean Guamanian Death Trap
February 20, 2003 - Brisbane, Australia
Bill of Rights: Director's Cut
February 18, 2003 - Brisbane, Australia
Goddam Hippy Tree-Huggers
February 16, 2003 - Brisbane, Australia
The Round-the-World Plan
February 13, 2003 - Brisbane, Australia
Testing

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